K. Thor Jensen

Collage of logos from adult magazines 1950s-1980s. See how long somebody can look at it without getting grossed out or horny.

It will take a significant amount of guts to wear this shirt in certain parts of this country.

A Classic Joke T-Shirt! Make The Family Laugh and Laugh Laugh!

Sure, they make ketchup chips, but sometimes you just need to tell the world you're an old bitch.

As worn by the great Dusty Rhodes for Stanback Pain Powders

Tell the world what you're made of so nobody gets confused.

Words to live by

Depression not hitting like it used to? Might be time to pick a bigger void.

how does art make you feel? it makes me feel dumb

Hey you can use emojis in shirt names, that's cool

NO TIME LIMIT. NO STOPPING THE MATCH BECAUSE OF BLOOD. NO DISQUALIFICATION. FALLS DON'T COUNT. MUST BE A WINNER. MATCH CONTINUES UNTIL ONE MAN IS UNABLE TO ANSWER THE BELL.

Who among us has not been hated by a cat for romancing?

Join me in this promise

If you believe that your participation in the political process is important, here's the shirt for you

You know it's out there somewhere. The Pee Tape.

Superheroes in the 1940s were weird

Based on the jacket Morton Downey Jr. wore in his confrontation with Rowdy Roddy Piper at WrestleMania V

We all live in Computer

For True Gamers Only! Only Real Gamers Will Get This Shirt! Who Games? You Game!

For all the lovers of violence out there. The ones who thirst to bathe in blood and pick their nose with a bone. Gore.

Bee Movie is a 2007 American computer animated comedy film produced by DreamWorks Animation and distributed by Paramount Pictures.[n 1] Directed by Simon J. Smith and Steve Hickner, the film stars Jerry Seinfeld and Renée Zellweger, with Matthew Broderick, Patrick Warburton, John Goodman and Chris Rock in supporting roles. Its story follows Barry B. Benson (Seinfeld), a honey bee who sues the human race for exploiting bees after learning from his florist friend Vanessa (Zellweger) that humans sell and consume honey.

We love our PC-98 horror games, don't we? So good. Such good pixels. Such a pain to clean up.

Do you have a special pisspig in your life who deserves a shirt for being so good?

Oh, your other car is a Porsche? That's cool.

Show your support for the 24/7 Gamer Lifestyle with this officially licensed Piss Jars shirt. Piss Jars - for all your pissing needs.

We stan obscure British reissue labels / Amiga software publishers around here

RIP to a real one

I'm obsessed with the idea of an imaginary biker gang named the Simple Kings of Death. If you're a biker, buy this shirt and make it real.

Creator of hit game Deadly Standing, it's Kojumbo Predictions

Have you ever Logged On to discover that every click brings unto you a new universe of absolute trash? This is the shirt for you.

A young boy who bears no resemblance to any copyrighted character urinates on our Lord and Savior as he suffers on the cross

Unofficial logo reproduction for a chain of gas stations in the Fresno, California area.

Show your cringe zoomer how much you care about them

When you need a disclaimer on screen during your promos, you know you're getting heat.

This should take care of it

You never know if somebody else is thinking they want to drive off a cliff. Design by my wife.