K. Thor Jensen

This should take care of it

You never know if somebody else is thinking they want to drive off a cliff. Design by my wife.

If your Cannibal Corpse-loving wine mom would prefer a lighter colored shirt here you go.

Ooh yeah, brother, what are you going to do when this eight inch python runs wild on you? You know, Mean Gene...

Smash The State! Eat A Weiner!

Please. Just let him have these few moments to himself.

The question everybody is asking

As seen on TikTok

Not only was Koko the Gorilla a good companion and a fascinating subject, she also loved to insult people.

Oh, you love your guns? Then why don't you fuck them?

Salute The Brave Poo Poo That Lets You Live Pee Pee

Tell the world you were ready to get it on the instant you opened your eyes with our Born Horny shirt.

from Bogeyman Comics, 1969. Read more Rory Hayes comics!

It's a perfect excuse

If you ain't certified, you shouldn't pretend you are

Are you a Female Body Respecter? Tell the world. What could possibly go wrong?

Show your love for the grocery store with this shirt made from grocery store labels.

Inspired by underground comic "Armageddon" by Barney Steel

Also Don't Karate On Them

What if we kissed... On The Strange Bridge From The PC Port Of Donkey Kong 3?

The immortal Iron Sheik reflects on his life's only mistake

A lovely and lost to history design resurrected

for all my bug sufferers

A lovely and lost to history design resurrected

Do you need to vary the shape of your hamburgers? Here are some ways.

I can tell that you don't have any gains

Background detail from a Spain Rodriguez story in Weirdo

let everybody know what kind of mess you are

I'm not going to infringe anybody's intellectual property in this description, but if I did

Making shirts for the 15 year old Goth teenager inside, who never really left

No. Next question.

Somebody trying to get you to do something? The farmer's day is done, pal.

If they're a cop they have to tell you.

It's a lot like astral projection

Let people know what they're in for when they talk to you.

They won't laugh at this goose ever again