Snark Central

Description: They're everywhere.

Description: Believing everything you read on the internet is the danger

Description: all that I know

Description: I'm afraid of not being alone in the dark

Description: be an adult every day?

Description: a matter of belief.

Description: I caffeinate and glower

Description: as much as I do.

Description: goofing off, is documentation. Make a full report.

Description: stays in the black hole

Description: by being stupid.

Description: There are too many of them already.

Description: someone ways WTF today

Description: Would you like some? I'm willing to share.

Description: It may take more than one test.

Description: gotta have snacks

Description: All my friends live here.

Description: I avoid Meet.

Description: until reality improves

Description: I've done stupider things.

Description: conspiracy theorists have in the government's competence

Description: every day is your last day on Earth.

Description: and salty, like me.

Description: from contact with people.

Description: I am a food adventurer

Description: What can I say? I really like food.

Description: with a feather. Don't slap me with the whole chicken.

Description: They're icky.

Description: know it so loudly?

Description: Nice has limits.

Description: but I AM allowed to sedate it. Something for nurses, ER docs, and any other medical people who have to put up with crap.

Description: when I flirt, they just grab a crucifix and scream

Description: We've tested it for years. It only makes things worse.

Description: Try again after coffee

Description: which may be the problem

Description: Might as well wear a warning.