Snark Central

Description: no one is thinking

Description: yet all you can think to call me is "fattie"?

Description: and your enemies buried in the basement

Description: but I wouldn't want to live there.

Description: I will not obsess. I will not...

Description: Jesus for lent

Description: But, I'm going to swear the whole time.

Description: to deal with this nonsense

Description: Missile defense systems

Description: Evil at least benefits itself. Stupid benefits no one.

Description: Don't take their criticism.

Description: But we don't have the same horizon

Description: have been exaggerated.

Description: to people who are?

Description: Or is it just me.

Description: science, doesn't mean it's wrong.

Description: moist people.

Description: always ready for sex. Men get sexually harassed, too.

Description: They get too comfortable

Description: is predictable. Don't worry about being perfect.

Description: I have to puke now.

Description: are not like yours. It won't help.

Description: Like fungus.

Description: This is the war room! Stop worrying and love the bomb.

Description: and all I have is chopsticks

Description: sometimes, things just don't work.

Description: because you can do things in the lab that would be a felony if you did them at home.

Description: I press charges.

Description: I just don't care.

Description: Will be held last Tuesday. Don't be late.

Description: have their limits

Description: just add rum

Description: bother you?

Description: but, I'm not YOUR bitch.

Description: until everyone is miserable.

Description: there'll be Hell toupee!