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Astrologers Socks
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Description: need your exact time of birth because there's a sucker born every minute

Tags: astrology, humor, cynical, debunking, sucker

Astrologers Socks

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Don't feed your cat anything that Socks
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Description: clashes with the carpet. You know why.

Tags: sarcastic, wisdom, pets, cynical, advice
Have you used your brain today? Socks
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Description: Be honest...

Tags: text, weird, humor, intelligence, sarcasm
autocorrect Socks
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Description: is my worst enema

Tags: enema, enemy, humor, mistake, text

autocorrect Socks

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You catch more flies with honey Socks
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Description: than with vinegar. Good thing I don't like flies.

Tags: cynical, mean, snark, antisocial, snarky
Being Awesome Socks
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Description: isn't as easy as I make it look

Tags: text, awesomeness, quote, ego, saying

Being Awesome Socks

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My beauty sleep Socks
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Description: seems to have malfunctioned

Tags: butterflies, cute, text, snark, bad hair day

My beauty sleep Socks

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Never apologize for your Art Socks
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Description: your art is your art, it's fine and divine

Tags: never, self esteem, grunge, avant garde, weird

Never apologize for your Art Socks

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I was social distancing Socks

Description: before it was cool

Tags: antisocial, cynical, snarky, sarcastic, bragging

I was social distancing Socks

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LabraCadabraor Socks

Description: Abracadabra! A Labrador retriever who can do magic. The friendliest possible wizard. Dog lovers' magic spell

Tags: fantasy, funny, dog lover, magician, magic

LabraCadabraor Socks

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This is as close as I could get Socks

Description: to a joke about social distancing. A dad joke for the quarantine. "dad joke"

Tags: saying, quote, joke, dadjoke, cynical
I'm as conflicted as Socks
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Description: a vegetarian zombie

Tags: confusion, snark, vegetarian, surreal, weird

I'm as conflicted as Socks

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Why does stupid stuff seem so smart Socks
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Description: while you're doing it? If only we knew a bit earlier...

Tags: bad idea, cynical, cynicism, goof, humor
don't fear a new experience Socks
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Description: unless that new experience is a tiger

Tags: wisdom, words, cynical, snark, danger

don't fear a new experience Socks

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I thought the Wizard promised you a brain? Socks
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Description: Or, did you get a defective one.

Tags: stupid, antisocial, cynical, snarky, snark
My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle Socks
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Description: Information goes into it and is never seen again

Tags: sarcastic, snark, snarky, cynical, weird
This is not what I had in mind Socks
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Description: All purpose design for any situation. Whenever you don't want to be there, you have this.

Tags: wrong, introvert, not what i had in mind, cynical, text
Why did the chicken go to the seance? Socks
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Description: ...you don't really need me to answer that for you, do you? Weird spiritual humor.

Tags: chicken, cynical, humor, meta, sarcasm
Just because I'm awake Socks
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Description: Doesn't mean I'm ready to do things

Tags: activity, work, saying, quotes, lazy

Just because I'm awake Socks

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When you follow your heart Socks

Description: don't forget to take your brain.

Tags: wisdom, humor, advice, snarky, heart

When you follow your heart Socks

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Lack of planning on your part Socks
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Description: does not make an emergency on my part. Get your act together. I can't rehearse your lines for you.

Tags: text, snark, sarcastic, sarcasm, humor

Lack of planning on your part Socks

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Some people age like wine Socks
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Description: I'm aging like milk.

Tags: sarcasm, sarcastic, curdled, wine, weird

Some people age like wine Socks

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I believe everything comes out all right Socks
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Description: in the end. If everything is not all right, it's not the end. Reassurance, encouragement, it's going to be okay.

Tags: advice, all right, belief, everything, expectations
Every Saint has a Past Socks
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Description: Every Sinner has a Future. Don't judge, you don't know.

Tags: past, future, judgment, attitude, tolerance

Every Saint has a Past Socks

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Stressed spelled backward Socks
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Description: is Desserts... but you knew that. Chocolate cake for everyone.

Tags: cynical, pretty, stressed, sarcastic, work

Stressed spelled backward Socks

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Be Yourself Socks
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Description: You're the only one qualified

Tags: self image, advice, self help, quote, words

Be Yourself Socks

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Never fail miserably Socks
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Description: always fail magnificently!

Tags: text, miserable, saying, success, quote

Never fail miserably Socks

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I'm not a proctologist Socks
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Description: But I know an asshole when I see one.

Tags: sarcastic, sarcasm, humor, stupid, insult

I'm not a proctologist Socks

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Stealing a Rhinocerous Socks
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Description: should not be attempted lightly

Tags: theft, surreal, antisocial, ambition, qoute

Stealing a Rhinocerous Socks

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I am not a failure Socks
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Description: I'm just really good at finding out how things don't work.

Tags: cynical, fail, humor, loser, sarcasm

I am not a failure Socks

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I got fired from the calendar factory Socks
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Description: all I did was take a day off.

Tags: sarcastic, sarcasm, snarky, snark, saying
Thanks for explaining "many" Socks
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Description: It means a lot. I know, it's a horrible pun, but that's what I'm here for.

Tags: sarcastic, weird, sarcasm, humor, text

Thanks for explaining "many" Socks

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I have the heart of a lion Socks
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Description: and a lifetime ban at the zoo.

Tags: antisocial, cynical, humor, lion, sarcasm

I have the heart of a lion Socks

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If it weren't for the last minute Socks
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Description: I would never get anything done. I procrastinate, delay, wait, put it off, stall, and otherwise fritter around until the very last possible second.

Tags: sarcastic, chores, quotes, humor, sarcasm
Time spent with puppies Socks
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Description: is never wasted. Good boy! Puppy with a red ball to play with and fetch

Tags: text, humor, love, puppy, dog

Time spent with puppies Socks

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I want alcohol, tobacco and firearms Socks
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Description: and I want to use them right away. Antisocial doesn't begin to cover it.

Tags: text, humor, alcohol, weird, bizarre

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