Humorous Teeshirts @ FirstTees

Description: Me to, in fact it’s been so long I feel revirginated

Description: Say It Loud I’m Black Proud And Well Endowed

Description: I am unapologetically a pretty strong black woman

Description: The power of her

Description: Never apologise for having bigger balls than a man, you are a pretty strong woman

Description: Rearrange the letters and turn hate into heat, because heat always rises

Description: Dependent upon your powers of persuasion me and you could have a liaison

Description: The boobs are real but the smile is fake so why don’t you slither away like a snake

Description: I pray God provides you with all your wants and needs

Description: I’m Just A Little Girl What Did You Expect, I’m An Unfinished Project. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.

Description: I’m A Kid What Did You Expect I’m An Unfinished Project. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.

Description: Teach your daughters the 7 B’s, Books Before Boys, Because Boys Bring Babies

Description: Just three words will give you inner peace "that’s your problem"

Description: Essential to my well being peace, love and my religion

Description: What Do Dinosaurs Eat? Anyone They Fancy and right now you’re looking like more than a snack shawty

Description: Through Gods Grace I’m Mixed Race Which Is A Double Blessing I Embrace

Description: It can be a real pain in the ass when Aunty flow says dat nah go and your boy says bend over and touch your toes

Description: The biggest swinger in town

Description: They’re called man hours for a reason, a woman would have had that done in half the time

Description: Floyd Mayweather is 50 and 0 he’s allowed to have a big ego bro

Description: Floyd Mayweather Boxings Only Undefeated Superstar

Description: I Only Hunt What I Intend To Eat, Girl Are You In For Tongue Lashing Treat

Description: I’m not just a business man, I’m the business man

Description: Working mum entrepreneur just minding her own home based business

Description: Jog on shorty there’s a minimum height limit for this ride

Description: Wine Taster, Will Work For Free

Description: My Current Relationship Status Depends On Whose Asking

Description: The greatest burden we all carry is in our heads

Description: Game Over Console Yourself You’re Not On My Level

Description: B.I.T.C.H Please I already know I am a Black Intelligent Talented Confident Human-Being

Description: I am a bomb disposal expert so if you see me running try and keep up

Description: The Ukraine It would appear the colour of your skin still decides whether you lose or win, even when trying to board a train or a plane when fleeing a war zone.

Description: Please don’t talk to me while I’m training

Description: A bottle of wine calms her down every time and if that doesn’t work give her a couple more bottles of wine

Description: What do knickers and nail polish have in common? They both come off with alcohol and I’d love to buy you a drink LoL

Description: I’m a VIP and I have a Very Impressive Prick