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Just three words will give you inner peace "that’s your problem"

Tags: one with the world, keep my wifes name out of your mouth, thats on you, harmony, meditation yoga

That’s Your Problem

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Essential to my well being peace, love and my religion

Tags: world peace, peace symbol, essential logo, essential, lover of life

Essential to my well being

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This dinosaur would like to eat you T-Shirt

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What Do Dinosaurs Eat? Anyone They Fancy and right now you’re looking like more than a snack shawty

Tags: dating, adult humour, going down, eat me, oral sex

This dinosaur would like to eat you

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The Ghosts Of My Past Have No Power Over Me T-Shirt

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The ghosts of my past do not define me, but the Truth is they have prepared me

Tags: curtis jackson, power tv series, starz, power tariq, james st patrick

The Ghosts Of My Past Have No Power Over Me

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Through Gods Grace I’m Mixed Race T-Shirt

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Through Gods Grace I’m Mixed Race Which Is A Double Blessing I Embrace

Tags: african descent, best of both worlds, doubly blessed, melanin poppin, light skinned

Through Gods Grace I’m Mixed Race

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It can be a real pain in the ass when Aunty flow says dat nah go and your boy says bend over and touch your toes

Tags: offensive adult humor, offensive funny, aunty flow, on her period, in bad taste

Pain In The Arse

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The biggest swinger in town

Tags: in the rough, big swinger, golfing gift idea, sexual innuendo, fore

Golf’s Biggest Swinger

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They’re called man hours for a reason, a woman would have had that done in half the time

Tags: equal rights, me too movement, hard working woman, all the cool girls, womens rights design

Why Are They Called Man Hours

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Floyd Mayweather is 50 and 0 he’s allowed to have a big ego bro

Tags: floyd mayweather, boxing fans, worlds best boxer, the money team, tmt

Floyd Mayweather 50 and 0

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Floyd Mayweather Boxings Only Superstar T-Shirt

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Floyd Mayweather Boxings Only Undefeated Superstar

Tags: boxings greatest, mayweather vs mcgregor, boxing gloves, floyd money maywether, boxing superstar

Floyd Mayweather Boxings Only Superstar

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I Only Hunt What I Intend To Eat T-Shirt

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I Only Hunt What I Intend To Eat, Girl Are You In For Tongue Lashing Treat

Tags: tongue lashing, tongue sticking out, you got a dirty mind, mature content, adult humor gift

I Only Hunt What I Intend To Eat

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I’m not just a business man, I’m the business man

Tags: i love my boss, best boss ever, boss gift ideas, boss of the year, mlm multi level marketing

I’m The Business Man

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Working mum entrepreneur just minding her own home based business

Tags: female entrepreneur, work at home, girl boss, hard working mum, working from home

Mompreneur

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Jog on shorty there’s a minimum height limit for this ride

Tags: rejection, send packing, middle finger, two fingers, shorty

Jog On Shorty

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Wine Taster, Will Work For Free

Tags: like a fine wine, sommelier, wine drinker, wine seller, vintage wine cellar

Wine Taster, Will Work For Free

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My Current Relationship Status Depends On Whose Asking

Tags: need a man, wifey material, boy crazy, funny girl humor, chat up line

My Current Relationship Status

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The greatest burden we all carry is in our heads

Tags: psychotic break, bipolar disorder awareness, forgive yourself, forget the past, inspirational

Unburden Yourself

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Game Over Console Yourself You’re Not On My Level T-Shirt

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Game Over Console Yourself You’re Not On My Level

Tags: video gamer gift idea, gamer birthday, video console, computer game, gamer birthday present

Game Over Console Yourself You’re Not On My Level

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Black Intelligent Talented Confident Human-Being T-Shirt

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B.I.T.C.H Please I already know I am a Black Intelligent Talented Confident Human-Being

Tags: queen bitch, black culture, my bitch, nubian queen, african american woman

Black Intelligent Talented Confident Human-Being

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I am a bomb disposal expert so if you see me running try and keep up

Tags: atomic, atom bomb, bombastic, military humour, nuclear

I’m Da Bomb

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The Ukraine It would appear the colour of your skin still decides whether you lose or win, even when trying to board a train or a plane when fleeing a war zone.

Tags: nigeria, african refugees, nigerian, nigerian refugees, ukrainian

The Ukraine Refugee Lottery

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Please don’t talk to me while I’m training T-Shirt

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Please don’t talk to me while I’m training

Tags: weightlifting, gym clothing, pandemic corona virus covid 19 flu, gymwear, covid 19

Please don’t talk to me while I’m training

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A bottle of wine calms her down every time and if that doesn’t work give her a couple more bottles of wine

Tags: funny wine sayings, anxious awkward, wine enthusiast, relaxation gift, cant keep calm

Mums Fidget Spinner

$22 $16

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What do knickers and nail polish have in common? They both come off with alcohol and I’d love to buy you a drink LoL

Tags: drinking, alcoholic beverage, drunken master, adult humour, drunk lives matter

Do You Fancy A Drink

$22 $16

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I’m a VIP and I have a Very Impressive Prick

Tags: big prick, penis joke, big dick energy, big dick humour, humorous gift

I have a Very Impressive Prick

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There won’t be no doubt, there won’t be no count, I’m just going to knock you out.

Tags: boxing gift, ufc fighter, boxing club, boxing gloves, boxing clothing

I’m Just Gonna Knock You Out

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Be advised big thighs hide the sweetest surprise

Tags: i love you just the weigh you are, thick chicks, kim kardashian, big booty lover, sexual innuendo

Who Doesn’t Love Big Thighs

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I Only Go To The Gym 3 Times Week T-Shirt

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I Only Go To The Gym 3 Times Week Yesterday, Today & Tomorrow

Tags: workout, exercise, fitness, gym wear, powerlifting

I Only Go To The Gym 3 Times Week

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I Haven’t Felt Myself Lately But You’re Welcome To If You Want T-Shirt

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I Haven’t Felt Myself Lately But You’re Welcome To If You Want

Tags: cheeky humour, adult humour, nudity, grown folks, sexual innuendo

I Haven’t Felt Myself Lately But You’re Welcome To If You Want

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If you need a handyman I’m your man, satisfaction guaranteed

Tags: did not see that coming, handy man, handyman funny, sexual humour, sexually explicit

Worlds Greatest Handyman

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Since you couldn’t be assed to even send me a text at Christmas you can kiss my ass. PS happy New Year

Tags: whatsapp, happy new 2022, humorous christmas present, text message, merry christmas and happy new year

You Can Kiss My Ass

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No woman is out of your league if you can make her laugh. I should know, my last date laughed so much her knickers fell off.

Tags: sweet lips, tinder dating, its your lucky night, date night, get lucky

I Made Her Knickers Fall Off

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Feck you

Tags: netflix and finger, daredevil, the punisher, marvel, scary humour

Up Yours

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There will be no doubt, there will be no count, I’m just gonna knock you out

Tags: boxer, ufc, kickboxing, kick boxing, mma fighter

I’m Just Gonna Knock You Out

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The British Prime Minister Boris Johnson (BJ to his friends) has a lovely smile

Tags: cheeky sexy humour, funny offensive, bj, blowjob, sex humour

I Love BJ’s

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If you are lucky you will die of old age but it looks like my generation are gonna die from global warming

Tags: save the ocean, save the world, save the glaciers, mother earth, climate change activist

Climate Change Is Killing Me

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