Snark Central

Description: and many other dangerous words

Description: than answers that can't be questioned

Description: of the universe. It's not you.

Description: But, I'm deadly at Karaoke.

Description: for lycanthropes

Description: to be when I grew up.

Description: you're part of the precipitate

Description: I'm doing out of bed

Description: I just need to freak out first.

Description: If you're not ready for the answer

Description: They're assholes

Description: for ordinary Human behavior

Description: prevents abortion

Description: And, what's up with this handbasket?

Description: You're just crazy.

Description: two snarky gargoyles send you greetings

Description: I was looking forward to. Let's improve the future from here.

Description: Give him coffee, and no one gets hurt.

Description: and he knows where to find it.

Description: and you'll never get your pants on

Description: vocal feminist you were warned about

Description: coffee saves the day

Description: dark and bitter

Description: It's icky in there

Description: because we're not all there

Description: it's fun, try it sometime

Description: but I know some very creative blessings.

Description: nowhere near my coochie

Description: chicken today?

Description: is that a janitor makes the world nicer to live in

Description: I keep them neatly stacked on a shelf

Description: only it's not funny

Description: AAAAAA! Express your true feelings alphabetically

Description: why aren't we invisible?

Description: but I would have to wash my hands

Description: regretting this.