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Sarcasm, snark, and wry observations.
Albuquerque
Procrastinators: T-Shirt

Description: Leaders of tomorrow!

Tags: humor, leaders of tomorrow, leadership, sarcasm, sarcastic

Procrastinators: T-Shirt

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T-Shirt with Haiku T-Shirt
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Description: with really bad haiku, but it's trendy

Tags: bad poetry, bizarre, humor, poetry, poetry month

T-Shirt with Haiku T-Shirt

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innocent bystander T-Shirt
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Description: label yourself clearly

Tags: antisocial, cynical, funny, humor, innocent bystander

innocent bystander T-Shirt

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Don't sweat the petty things T-Shirt
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Description: or pet the sweaty things

Tags: blue, humor, sarcastic, saying, snark
It's such a lovely day T-Shirt
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Description: Please don't fuck it up

Tags: antisocial, cynical, humor, sarcasm, sarcastic

It's such a lovely day T-Shirt

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Better living through T-Shirt
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Description: sarcasm

Tags: antisocial, better living, cynical, humor, sarcasm

Better living through T-Shirt

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I supplement my personality T-Shirt
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Description: with witty t shirts

Tags: antisocial, cynical, humor, personality, sarcasm

I supplement my personality T-Shirt

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clearly, I have T-Shirt
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Description: made some bad decisions

Tags: bad decisions, funny, humor, regret, sarcasm

clearly, I have T-Shirt

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I'm allergic to stupidity T-Shirt
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Description: It makes me break out in sarcasm.

Tags: antisocial, cynical, funny, humor, idiots

I'm allergic to stupidity T-Shirt

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Pissing off the entire planet T-Shirt
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Description: one person at a time

Tags: annoying, antisocial, challenge, cynical, humor
If bullshit were a religion T-Shirt
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Description: I would be Pope.

Tags: cynical, humor, pope, sarcasm, sarcastic

If bullshit were a religion T-Shirt

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Facing your fears T-Shirt
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Description: keeps them from sneaking up behind you

Tags: advice, humor, letters, philosophy, self help

Facing your fears T-Shirt

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Think of me T-Shirt
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Description: as a challenge

Tags: advice, antisocial, challenge, cynical, funny

Think of me T-Shirt

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If you love Buddha T-Shirt
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Description: clap one hand

Tags: buddha, cynical, humor, koan, mystic

If you love Buddha T-Shirt

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I'm out of empathy T-Shirt
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Description: so, you'll have to settle for sarcasm

Tags: advice, antisocial, cranky, curmudgeon, empathy

I'm out of empathy T-Shirt

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I am not responsible T-Shirt
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Description: for your happiness

Tags: antisocial, blue, boundaries, humor, personal space

I am not responsible T-Shirt

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Reality is T-Shirt
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Description: that which, when you don't believe in it, doesn't go away.

Tags: advice, belief, bizarre, crazy, hallucination

Reality is T-Shirt

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I'm just here T-Shirt
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Description: to establish an alibi

Tags: alibi, antisocial, cynical, excuse, humor

I'm just here T-Shirt

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When you're going through Hell T-Shirt
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Description: don't stop

Tags: advice, going through hell, humor, life hack, sarcasm
I heart polyamory T-Shirt
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Description: with almost enough hearts

Tags: alternative, families, humor, lifestyle, love

I heart polyamory T-Shirt

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I tried to be good T-Shirt
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Description: but I got bored

Tags: bad, boredom, good, humor, i got bored

I tried to be good T-Shirt

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I'm trying to see things your way T-Shirt
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Description: but I can't get my head that far up my ass

Tags: antisocial, attitude, cynical, head up ass, humor
I'm not bad T-Shirt
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Description: I just smell that way

Tags: antisocial, bad, cynical, humor, offensive

I'm not bad T-Shirt

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I don't do perky T-Shirt
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Description: I really don't...

Tags: antisocial, cranky, curmudgeon, cynical, funny

I don't do perky T-Shirt

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If at first you don't succeed T-Shirt
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Description: try doing it the way I told you to

Tags: antisocial, cynical, funny, humor, if at first you dont succeed
Instant Asshole T-Shirt
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Description: Just add alcohol

Tags: alcohol, antisocial, cynical, drunk, humor

Instant Asshole T-Shirt

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Prince of Dorkness T-Shirt
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Description: gothy a go go

Tags: creepy, cynical, darla hallmark, funny, goth

Prince of Dorkness T-Shirt

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It's okay if you disagree with me T-Shirt
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Description: I can't force you to be right.

Tags: cynical, darla hallmark, disagree, funny, humor
If it weren't for caffeine, T-Shirt
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Description: I would have no charm at all

Tags: antisocial, caffiene, charm, coffee, cynical

If it weren't for caffeine, T-Shirt

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Sometimes I wrestle with my demons T-Shirt
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Description: Other times we just hug

Tags: antisocial, cynical, darla hallmark, humor, inner demons
Archaeologists T-Shirt
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Description: will date any old thing

Tags: archeologists, cynical, darla hallmark, dating, funny

Archaeologists T-Shirt

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If the world didn't SUCK T-Shirt
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Description: we would all fall off

Tags: curmudgeon, cynical, funny, gravity, humor

If the world didn't SUCK T-Shirt

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Stop staring at me T-Shirt
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Description: when I'm invisible

Tags: advice, antisocial, humor, invisible, magic

Stop staring at me T-Shirt

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I'm sorry T-Shirt
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Description: Did I look interested?

Tags: antisocial, cynical, darla hallmark, funny, humor

I'm sorry T-Shirt

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I must find a more suitable T-Shirt
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Description: host body

Tags: antisocial, cynical, humor, possession, sarcastic

I must find a more suitable T-Shirt

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Save time. T-Shirt
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Description: Agree with me.

Tags: agree, antisocial, argument, cynical, humor

Save time. T-Shirt

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