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Sarcasm, snark, and wry observations.
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Thank you T-Shirt
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Description: for loving me. I can't imagine why you do.

Tags: affection, humor, love, philosophy, relationships
dissent T-Shirt
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Description: is patriotism

Tags: partiotic, patriotism, politics, protest, resist
Nobody wears the pants T-Shirt
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Description: It's much more fun

Tags: alpha male, dominance, dynamics, humor, pants
Love your neighbor T-Shirt
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Description: or not...

Tags: humor, logic, love your neighbor, political, politics
Ask me about T-Shirt
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Description: my lobotomy

Tags: crazy, humor, idiot, inane, lobotomy
Slap a Nazi T-Shirt
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Description: for Jesus!

Tags: antifa, humor, jesus, political, politics
let your light shine T-Shirt
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Description: Let it SHINE

Tags: advice, antifa, fire, humor, philosophy
What do I think? T-Shirt
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Description: I don't

Tags: humor, philosophy, politics, republican, sarcasm
You are not unattractive T-Shirt
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Description: you resemble your ancestors, and they all got laid

Tags: ancestors, beauty, humor, laid, reproduction
You won't know how bad T-Shirt
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Description: you are at something until you try it.

Tags: advice, fail, failure, humor, philosophy
Please be patient with me T-Shirt
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Description: I'm from the 1900's

Tags: ageing, aging, ancient, boomer, humor
Absolute zero T-Shirt
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Description: is totally cool

Tags: cold, geek, humor, nerd, physics
Decaf T-Shirt
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Description: is the mind killer

Tags: caffeine, caffiene, coffee lover, humor, sarcasm
research before drama T-Shirt
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Description: please.

Tags: drama, geek, humor, interaction, knowledge
My executives T-Shirt
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Description: keep dysfunctioning

Tags: autism, corporate, executive dysfunction, humor, neurodiversity
I am way too weird T-Shirt
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Description: for you, for anybody

Tags: advice, humor, letters, relationships, sarcasm
This is going to come back T-Shirt
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Description: and bite you, or haunt you, or something

Tags: funny, haunting, humor, malaphor, snark
I just turned wine into puke T-Shirt
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Description: Your move Jesus

Tags: drinking, humor, irreligious, jesus, puke
changing your mind T-Shirt
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Description: is wisdom, not weakness

Tags: advice, change your mind, insight, intelligence, mental
There's a Fine Line between T-Shirt
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Description: numerator and denominator

Tags: bad pun, fraction, geek, humor, math joke
unreliable narrator T-Shirt
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Description: so, ask me anything.

Tags: humor, liar, literature, lying, sarcasm
Blood type: Glitter T-Shirt
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Description: You crafty people know who you are

Tags: artist, arts and crafts, crafter, cute, glitter
meditation T-Shirt
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Description: ooooommmmm.....

Tags: humor, impatient, inner peace, meditating, om
What the ever fucking fuck T-Shirt
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Description: fuck you fuckers

Tags: angry, antifa, election, fuck, humor
Because chocolate T-Shirt
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Description: doesn't leave a wet spot

Tags: better than men, humor, innuendo, sarcasm, sarcastic
Rolling a Joint T-Shirt
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Description: shows high expectations

Tags: drugs, high, humor, marijuana, pun
Don't make snow angels T-Shirt
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Description: In the dog park. More good advice.

Tags: advice, dog park, humor, snark, snow angels
Johnny was a chemist T-Shirt
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Description: a little poem about chemistry.

Tags: geek, h2o, h2so4, humor, johnny
Some women play hard to get T-Shirt
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Description: I play hard to understand

Tags: celebrity quote, hard to get, hard to understand, humor, insane
The way to a woman's heart T-Shirt
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Description: is through the bookstore

Tags: bookophile, bookstore, humor, literacy, reading
Unionized T-Shirt
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Description: Do you pronounce it like a chemist, or a plumber?

Tags: chemisty, humor, ionized, pronunciation, pun
There are more atoms of Hydrogen T-Shirt
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Description: in a single molecule of water... than there are stars in the entire solar system

Tags: atoms, gotcha, humor, mind games, nerdy
Just because the baby's diaper is full T-Shirt
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Description: doesn't mean they are through pooping

Tags: advice, caution, child care, diaper, eww
We should hang out more T-Shirt
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Description: We can distract each other from the cosmic horror

Tags: antisocial, cosmic horror, distraction, hang out, humor
Sufficiently advanced stupidity T-Shirt
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Description: is indistinguishable from malice

Tags: advanced, extra, humor, idiocy, malice
Midwives T-Shirt
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Description: Help people out

Tags: flowers, golden, help, humor, midwivery

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