Snark Central

Description: um...

Description: I never noticed!

Description: does not protect you from the consequences of saying stupid shit.

Description: does not win souls for christ

Description: Project annoy ICE

Description: and it's everywhere!

Description: between a Day off and an Off day.

Description: Venezuela is not the Evil Empire.

Description: Don't vote for them.

Description: I misunderstood the sign that said stroke patients here

Description: to keep us from becoming socially inbred assholes

Description: someone else will use your silence

Description: your permission

Description: Have you ever fired on in the house?

Description: Put it off until tomorrow.

Description: indulge a lie

Description: You will stop.

Description: taste alike

Description: I was left unsupervised

Description: when it is bright. I squint at people when they are not.

Description: can help you find a friend with banana fats

Description: but then we would both be confused

Description: to someone who doesn't know what they're doing.

Description: worms everywhere STOMP STOMP STOMP!

Description: do unspeakable things

Description: is a terrible thing to waste

Description: I'm doing a clog

Description: find out why

Description: have never kept me from being an idiot.

Description: *pop*

Description: is a social contract...

Description: in this political climate?

Description: Mashup of 1967 chinese propaganda and a current world leader.

Description: neighbors, but you can pick their lock.

Description: neurons fire

Description: I might as well try to live forever.