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I majored in Philosophy T-Shirt
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Description: WHY would you like fries with that?

Tags: antisocial, college degree, cynical, education, humor

I majored in Philosophy T-Shirt

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Reality T-Shirt
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Description: Doesn't give a damn what you believe

Tags: antisocial, belief, cynical, faith, humor

Reality T-Shirt

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Gravity T-Shirt
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Description: always wins. Science works.

Tags: advice, cynical, gravity, humor, sarcasm

Gravity T-Shirt

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No matter how thin you slice it T-Shirt

Description: It's still baloney. Stop whacking at your ideas, and take a good hard look at them.

Tags: balderdash, baloney, cynical, humor, lies
strong but gentle, firm but kind T-Shirt
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Description: This is all you need to remember to be a decent Human being. If you can make all your judgements based on this, you will do fine, and the world will be a better place for everyone.

Tags: advice, gentle, humor, kind, lives matter
Stick around T-Shirt
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Description: Things get weirder. Sometimes the only reason I continue in this world is morbid curiosity.

Tags: advice, antisocial, counter culture, cynical, humor

Stick around T-Shirt

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Stay in drugs T-Shirt
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Description: don't do vegetables, eat your school. sage advice.

Tags: antisocial, dont do drugs, drugs, humor, platitude

Stay in drugs T-Shirt

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Supporting the Arts T-Shirt

Description: Means paying artists. So stop offering "exposure" for custom work, you darn cheapskates

Tags: advice, artists, arts, humor, pay

Supporting the Arts T-Shirt

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Waffle Quest T-Shirt
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Description: When you know what you want, and you are determined to get it.. hot, fresh, steaming golden waffles with syrup and real butter.

Tags: breakfast, butter, food, fresh, game

Waffle Quest T-Shirt

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Thank you for sharing T-Shirt
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Description: for a moment there, I almost cared

Tags: caring, cynical, humor, i dont care, rude

Thank you for sharing T-Shirt

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I can't believe I'm still T-Shirt
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Description: protesting this crap. feminism, gun control, abortion, evolutionism, civil rights, war...

Tags: civil rights, cynical, equal rights, humor, sarcasm

I can't believe I'm still T-Shirt

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I'm not evil T-Shirt
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Description: just misunderstood

Tags: cynical, funny, goth, humor, misunderstood

I'm not evil T-Shirt

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If you're a cannibal T-Shirt
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Description: It's always a food fight

Tags: cannibal, cynical, food fight, humor, sarcasm

If you're a cannibal T-Shirt

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Are you always an idiot? T-Shirt
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Description: Or just when I'm around?

Tags: antisocial, cynical, grumpy, humor, idiots

Are you always an idiot? T-Shirt

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When people agree with me T-Shirt
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Description: I start to wonder if I am wrong

Tags: agreeable, agreement, antisocial, cynical, dumb

When people agree with me T-Shirt

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He who hesitates T-Shirt
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Description: Is probably right.

Tags: advice, caution, cynical, hesitation, humor

He who hesitates T-Shirt

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You say "Psycho" like it's a bad thing. T-Shirt
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Description: It's actually a very good movie.

Tags: antisocial, attitude, crazy, cynical, humor
The first sign of wisdom T-Shirt
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Description: is feeling really, really stupid.

Tags: advice, deep, humor, learning, life experience

The first sign of wisdom T-Shirt

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When reality doesn't follow your theory T-Shirt
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Description: Change your theory

Tags: advice, change, cynical, humor, idea
I am a polyamorous, bisexual, switch. T-Shirt
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Description: F you all.

Tags: adult, bdsm, bisexual, fetish, fuck you all
I really don't care T-Shirt
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Description: Snide dragon don't care, she just flames it all.

Tags: antisocial, cynical, fantasy, fire, fire breathing

I really don't care T-Shirt

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The Job that Ate my Brain! T-Shirt
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Description: sci-fi horror of the twenty first century. Great coffee mug design for your boss.

Tags: aliens, ate my brain, cartoon, face hugger, horror

The Job that Ate my Brain! T-Shirt

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Eternal damnation T-Shirt
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Description: awaits those who question Gods unconditional Love.

Tags: atheist, commentary, cynical, god is love, hell

Eternal damnation T-Shirt

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Every great idea I have T-Shirt
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Description: gets me into trouble

Tags: antisocial, attitude, cynical, funny, great idea

Every great idea I have T-Shirt

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Money is the root of all evil T-Shirt
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Description: be sure to tithe

Tags: antisocial, cynical, evil, humor, irreligious
Depresso T-Shirt
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Description: is how I get when I'm out of coffee

Tags: addiction, antisocial, caffeine, caffiene, chemicals

Depresso T-Shirt

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Safe or sorry? T-Shirt
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Description: Which is the fun one?

Tags: antisocial, cynical, decisions, fun, humor

Safe or sorry? T-Shirt

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If I got smart with you T-Shirt
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Description: how would you know?

Tags: antisocial, cynical, humor, idiots, insult

If I got smart with you T-Shirt

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Chaste makes waste T-Shirt
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Description: chastity?

Tags: chaste, chastity, cynical, humor, immoral

Chaste makes waste T-Shirt

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Medicated T-Shirt
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Description: for your protection

Tags: antisocial, attitude, cbd, cynical, humor

Medicated T-Shirt

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Minds are like parachutes T-Shirt
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Description: If you have lost yours, you can't have mine

Tags: antisocial, attitude, brainwashing, cynical, humor

Minds are like parachutes T-Shirt

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Devout T-Shirt
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Description: Skeptic

Tags: antisocial, atheist, cynical, deism, devout

Devout T-Shirt

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Ask me about my pronouns! T-Shirt
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Description: Genders symbol

Tags: gender, gender issues, lavender, nonbinary, political

Ask me about my pronouns! T-Shirt

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My cult-like following T-Shirt
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Description: is accepting applications

Tags: antisocial, cult like following, cynical, funny, humor

My cult-like following T-Shirt

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Chaos, disorder, and confusion T-Shirt
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Description: My work here is done

Tags: antisocial, confusion, cynical, disorder, humor
The GEEK T-Shirt
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Description: shall inherit the Earth

Tags: fan, fandom, geek, humor, nerd

The GEEK T-Shirt

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