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At my age I am proud of my flat stomach, but of course the "L" is Silent

Tags: obese, foodie, chubby, overweight humor, love you dad

Stop Calling My Stomach Flat

$22 $16

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I know she is a bad girl butt her heart is in the right place 😉

Tags: funny bum quote, gym funny, badass woman, bad girls squad, sugar and spice

Her Heart’s In The Right Place

$22 $16

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You are not alone in the fight against cancer

Tags: cancer support, cancer survivor, cancer ribbon, cancer fighter, breast cancer awareness month

Cancer Fight Club

$22 $16

Remembering Our Veterans On Remembrance Day T-Shirt

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I for one will never forget the huge debt we owe our vets

Tags: memorial day, independence day, patriotic, 4th of july, world war two

Remembering Our Veterans On Remembrance Day

$22 $16

Impossible Is Just Someone Else’s Opinion T-Shirt

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Remember a lion maybe the king of the jungle but you’ll never see a wolf performing in a circus

Tags: you are enough, inspirational quote, positive quote, motivational words, typography

Impossible Is Just Someone Else’s Opinion

$22 $16

You Really Don’t Want To Piss Off Old Folk T-Shirt

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I may not be able to fight or run like I used to but my trigger finger still works just fine

Tags: old man, 2nd amendment, second amendment, gifts for gun owners, cantankerous

You Really Don’t Want To Piss Off Old Folk

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All I Need Is Pussy Money & Weed T-Shirt

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I’m A Simple Man All I Need Is Pussy Money & Weed

Tags: pussy lover, i am the business man, entrepreneur, hustlers dont sleep, ganja weed marijuana pot joint

All I Need Is Pussy Money & Weed

$22 $16

Conceive It Believe It Achieve It T-Shirt

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Conceive it, believe it and achieve it and you will become a huge boss

Tags: business entrepreneur, entrepreneurship, inspirational quote, mlm, reach for the stars

Conceive It Believe It Achieve It

$22 $16

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The perfect gift for your insatiable lover

Tags: chat up line, conversation starter, humorous sexy present, lovers gift, sexy woman

Sex Machine

$22 $16

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London Rules Bring An Umbrella

Tags: london tourist, london souvenir, great britain, united kingdom, union jack

London Rules Bring An Umbrella

$22 $16

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Talk to the hand

Tags: attitude adjustment, attitude problem, attitude quotes, i dare you, black girl problems

Talk To The Hand

$22 $16

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Born in the sixties, all original parts, most of which still function and the secret is regular sex

Tags: the secret, regular sex, aged to perfection, age is just a number, sixties woman

Born In The Sixties

$22 $16

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Be You You’re Beautiful and a one-derful one of a kind

Tags: just beautiful, absolutely fabulous, i heart my girlfriend, love yourself, love yourself first

Be You You’re Beautiful

$22 $16

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That’s right I’m as hot as the sun and yes the world does revolve around me. Remind you of anyone? LoL

Tags: center of attention, the world revolves around me, self important, girl boss, sexy vibes

The World Revolves Around Me

$22 $16

It’s Not Really Lost Until My Mum Can’t Find It T-Shirt

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It’s Not Really Lost Until My Mum Can’t Find It!

Tags: kids fashion, kids clothes, kids character, best mum ever, kids birthday

It’s Not Really Lost Until My Mum Can’t Find It

$22 $16

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My mum is my favourite cook and I bet yours like mine would like to know that she is needed

Tags: i knead dough, cooking is my hobby, best cook humour, chef of the year, mothers cooking

It’s Nice To Be Kneaded

$22 $16

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Hey Barbie I’m fun Ken let’s party

Tags: hen party, chat up line, macho man, oral sex, party time

Let’s Party Barbie

$22 $16

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Let him know in advance he’s never going TO-FU

Tags: being single, girlfriend gifts from boyfriend, dating disasters, chat up line, dating

TO-FU is not on the menu

$22 $16

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Being biracial isn’t as black and white as being black or white

Tags: black and white, interracial, mixed heritage, multiethnic, multiracial

Biracial?

$22 $16

Multitasking Single Mum With Super Powers T-Shirt

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Multitasking Single Mum With Super Powers

Tags: best mom ever, hard working single parents, special mummy, special gift for mommy, single mom

Multitasking Single Mum With Super Powers

$22 $16

Mom With Multitasking Super Powers T-Shirt

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Mom With Multitasking Super Powers

Tags: hard working mum, super mom super wife super tired, mum birthday, mum of the year, super powers

Mom With Multitasking Super Powers

$22 $16

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This is how you use your head to get some head

Tags: funny adult humour, attention grabber, one liners, adult jokes, sexy lips

I Need Head

$22 $16

What Sunshine Is To Flowers Education Is To Child T-Shirt

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What sunshine is to flowers education is to a child so hold them up to the light and the shadow of ignorance will forever be behind them

Tags: smart ass, clever kid, best teacher, teachers pet, slogans for teachers

What Sunshine Is To Flowers Education Is To Child

$22 $16

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If you can read what’s on this teeshirt you’re far more intelligent than you think

Tags: how smart are you, brainy, whose a clever boy, brains, intelligence test

Test Your IQ With My Teeshirt

$22 $16

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My wife and I never argue but occasionally she does explain to me why she is right and I am wrong. I bet that sounds familiar innit LoL

Tags: funny husband gift, gift from daughter, best husband gift, fathers day gift, gift for dad

My Wife And I Never Argue

$22 $16

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Is there life after death? Touch my mug and find out.

Tags: humorous gift, funny saying, i love coffee, coffee lover gift, funny quote

Don’t Touch My Cup

$22 $16

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The better team won, no hard feelings Italy

Tags: euro 2021, european champions, european championship, football, soccer

We’re Taking The Euro Rome

$22 $16

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Win or lose we love you England

Tags: fifa, manchester united, uefa, european championship, football

We Still Love You England

$22 $16

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For the football lovers

Tags: premier league, european championship, english team, union jack flag, united kingdom

We Love You England

$22 $16

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I’m not into sausage and smash, I much prefer sushi

Tags: meat and two veg, vegetarian, rainbow, gay humorous gift, meatless

I’m A Vagiterian

$22 $16

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Is there life after death? Well if you can read this you are far too close for comfort and about to find out.

Tags: my own little bubble, personal space, 6 feet away, 6 feet away social distance, still social distancing

You’re Too Close For Comfort

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Shit happens so you can either step in it, step over it, or wallow in it, the choice is yours because ultimately it’s just manure for your future growth

Tags: inspirational, motivation, inspiration, life quote, inspirational quote

Shit Happens

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Don’t Talk To Me While I’m Training T-Shirt

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Is there life after death, talk to me while I’m training find out!

Tags: workout, powerlifting, exercise, gym motivation, gym

Don’t Talk To Me While I’m Training

$22 $16

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I’m straight outta weed, do you accept Bitcoin

Tags: dope black dad gifts, weed, ganja leaf, dope, medical marijuana

Straight Outta Weed

$22 $16

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Straight outta coffee so approach at your own risk

Tags: caffeine addict, caffeine, i love coffee, coffee addict gift, straight patience

Straight Outta Coffee

$22 $16

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Straight outta condoms but luckily for you I’m black and I’ve got great rhythm

Tags: birth control, safe sex, ribbed for her pleasure, vasectomy, family planning

Straight Outta Condoms

$22 $16

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