Snark Central

Description: because they don't

Description: a daily reminder to be yourself

Description: Not to me, but to somebody out there.

Description: for a hallucination

Description: of stupidity.

Description: I'm busy wasting my potential.

Description: I've never been this old before.

Description: It'll put color in your cheeks

Description: Take the cannoli

Description: The more I think nudists have the right idea.

Description: Why worry, when there's so many flavors!

Description: someone else's dreams

Description: So, don't provoke.

Description: who have never met you

Description: Especially if you made a decision as a teenager.

Description: Do not pet.

Description: My YES has no meaning.

Description: It just looks like one.

Description: will help how?

Description: means your body is low on toner

Description: Wear this to the gym

Description: Pobody's Nerfect, either.

Description: Some lube would be nice.

Description: writer of wrongs

Description: If only Sarcasm would burn calories.

Description: That would be scary

Description: I'm not a free sample

Description: if medical advice from the TV is right for you.

Description: will play nicely with my own.

Description: brings all the boys to the yard

Description: I create new screw-ups every day.

Description: Your parents will do that for you.

Description: every other book is just a remix

Description: Reality is such a pain...

Description: naked person at this gender reveal party?

Description: really!