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Sarcasm, snark, and wry observations.
Albuquerque
I have mixed drinks T-Shirt
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Description: about feelings. Pun or word play, spoonerism for humor that's wryly true.

Tags: alcholoism, alcohol, bar, cynical, drinking

I have mixed drinks T-Shirt

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Ask me how T-Shirt
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Description: I tolerate stupid questions. Impertinent person.

Tags: cynical, sarcastic, sarcasm, snarky, questions

Ask me how T-Shirt

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must not think of tits... T-Shirt
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Description: obsession, obsession, endless fascination

Tags: humor, inner monologue, obession, odd, sexist

must not think of tits... T-Shirt

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The time for action is past T-Shirt
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Description: now is the time for senseless bickering. Figure out who to blame. It's everyone's fault but mine.

Tags: argument, bickering, blame, cynical, fault

The time for action is past T-Shirt

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I do my own stunts T-Shirt

Description: I do all my stunts, it's the only way to get them done right

Tags: cynical, snark, sarcasm, sarcastic, stunts

I do my own stunts T-Shirt

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contents: one naked person T-Shirt
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Description: Under all these clothes, we are all completely, stark naked.

Tags: sarcasm, humor, text, undressed, weird

contents: one naked person T-Shirt

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Home is where T-Shirt
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Description: the bra comes off.

Tags: antisocial, bra, comfortable, day off, homebody

Home is where T-Shirt

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Consistency is only a virture T-Shirt
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Description: if you aren't a screwup

Tags: consistency, cynical, humor, rude remark, sarcasm
Older than the Internet T-Shirt
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Description: Heck, I'm older than zip codes. Back in my day, we didn't have Google, we had to walk to the library and read books....

Tags: internet, text, sarcasm, older, boomer

Older than the Internet T-Shirt

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Of course I'm out of my mind. T-Shirt
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Description: It's dark and scary in there!

Tags: crazy, creepy, cynical, dark, humor
If aliens are seeking intelligent life T-Shirt
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Description: Why would they look here?

Tags: snarky, sarcastic, geek, cynical, science fiction
"Fat" does not mean "weak" T-Shirt
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Description: Get between me and my chocolate, and you'll find out.

Tags: snark, snarky, cynical, body image, fat positive

"Fat" does not mean "weak" T-Shirt

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You don't worry about my large body T-Shirt
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Description: and I won't worry about your small mind. And I won't have to eat you.

Tags: body image, humor, fat, sarcastic, snarky
Please pray quietly T-Shirt
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Description: I'm trying to think.

Tags: advice, atheism, cynical, humor, irreligious

Please pray quietly T-Shirt

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Brains are great! T-Shirt
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Description: I wish everybody had one!

Tags: cynical, funny, humor, idiots, intelligence

Brains are great! T-Shirt

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The art of conversation T-Shirt
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Description: is like, dead, and stuff...

Tags: anticsocial, art of conversation, cynical, dead, dumb

The art of conversation T-Shirt

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The difference between genius and stupidity T-Shirt
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Description: is that genius has limits

Tags: antisocial, cynical, genius, humor, sarcasm
I got this large by eating T-Shirt
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Description: skinny people who tried to give me diet tips. Do not harass the fat person.

Tags: antisocial, body image, body positive, cynical, diet

I got this large by eating T-Shirt

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a chat with you T-Shirt
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Description: and death loses its sting

Tags: antisocial, boring, chat, cynical, death

a chat with you T-Shirt

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I don't have to take this abuse from you. T-Shirt
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Description: I have hundreds of people just Waiting to abuse me.

Tags: abusive, antisocial, cruel, cynical, humor
I'm smiling because T-Shirt
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Description: I'm clueless. Just trying to look harmless over here...

Tags: cynical, humor, idiot, idiotic, ignorant

I'm smiling because T-Shirt

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When all else fails T-Shirt
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Description: Lower your standards

Tags: advice, antisocial, cynical, defeatist, humor

When all else fails T-Shirt

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Welcome to Earth! T-Shirt
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Description: Are you edible?

Tags: aliens, cynical, edible, humor, little green men

Welcome to Earth! T-Shirt

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If reality wants to get in touch T-Shirt
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Description: it knows where I am.

Tags: snark, weird, cynical, snarky, sarcastic
Hello! T-Shirt
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Description: That's it. I'm out of social skills now.

Tags: sarcastic, snarky, geek, autism, snark

Hello! T-Shirt

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I'm not feeling myself today T-Shirt
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Description: Can I feel you?

Tags: antisocial, feeling, humor, innuendo, sexy
I color outside the lines T-Shirt
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Description: metaphoric comment, applies to lifestyle or philosophy

Tags: alternative, antisocial, diversity, humor, lifestyle

I color outside the lines T-Shirt

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Gods don't kill people T-Shirt
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Description: People with Gods kill people

Tags: biblical, cynical, gods, gun control, humor

Gods don't kill people T-Shirt

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Instant Human T-Shirt
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Description: just add coffee. Otherwise, you'll be talking to a slug, sleepy person, or other lower life form.

Tags: addiction, caffiene, chemicals, coffee, cynical

Instant Human T-Shirt

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They're not fake T-Shirt

Description: They're custom

Tags: antisocial, boobs, breasts, custom, cynical

They're not fake T-Shirt

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Knowledge is Power T-Shirt
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Description: Power corrupts. Study hard, be evil.

Tags: antisocial, evil, humor, intelligence, learning

Knowledge is Power T-Shirt

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Everyone has to face the music. T-Shirt
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Description: when it's my turn, I'm gonna sing!

Tags: antisocial, cynical, funny, humor, sarcasm
My Mommy's tattoos T-Shirt
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Description: are better than your Mommy's tattoos

Tags: child, children, funny, humor, mommy

My Mommy's tattoos T-Shirt

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With chocolate, T-Shirt
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Description: you can always put the nuts back in the box. Chocolate is better than men series #1.

Tags: advice, antisocial, chocolates, cynical, dating

With chocolate, T-Shirt

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Filthy Stinking Rich T-Shirt

Description: two out of three ain't bad.

Tags: antisocial, cynical, filthy, humor, rich

Filthy Stinking Rich T-Shirt

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Comfort the Disturbed T-Shirt

Description: Disturb the Comfortable

Tags: advice, antisocial, comfort, disturbed, disturbing

Comfort the Disturbed T-Shirt

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