Snark Central

Description: Help people out

Description: I don't have to keep a straight face

Description: makes my day

Description: is its own reword

Description: but I'm really good at it.

Description: but apparently my face has subtitles

Description: If I can teach evolution in your church.

Description: You know where to wear this.

Description: sarcasm comes out

Description: and I just snorted it

Description: I don't need to be solved

Description: wrong is the fun one

Description: ain't gonna carpe itself!

Description: for auto correct

Description: My inner child plays with matches

Description: I start breathing again

Description: never sit on the ground without a clear plan for how you'll get back up.

Description: has made me entertaining

Description: only outlaws will evolve

Description: even if you are not being arrested

Description: because you haven't got a soul

Description: I woke up smart, sexy and funny AGAIN!

Description: others will be blamed

Description: because they are in sects?

Description: the ultimate act of rebellion

Description: I would be flour

Description: I like that

Description: if I just scream for a while?

Description: of the holy Snackraments

Description: no matter how loudly you repeat them

Description: I know what I'm doing!

Description: My brain is giving me the silent treatment

Description: fuck off

Description: Deal with it.

Description: is currently serving other wizards. Please hold.

Description: ball peen phrenology was a dying art