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Sarcasm, snark, and wry observations.
Albuquerque
I may be a bitch T-Shirt
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Description: but, I'm not YOUR bitch.

Tags: attitude, bitchy, humor, snark, sarcastic

I may be a bitch T-Shirt

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Some people just aren't happy T-Shirt
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Description: until everyone is miserable.

Tags: complaints, sarcasm, unseen gallery, sarcastic, cynical

Some people just aren't happy T-Shirt

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If the Devil goes bald T-Shirt
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Description: there'll be Hell toupee!

Tags: text, wordplay, weird, toupee, snark

If the Devil goes bald T-Shirt

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Back off!  I know Kung Fu T-Shirt
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Description: and many other dangerous words

Tags: self defense, words, weird, humor, snark

Back off! I know Kung Fu T-Shirt

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I would rather have questions that can't be answered T-Shirt
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Description: than answers that can't be questioned

Tags: snark, text, wisdom, unseen gallery, evangelical
Astronomers have located the center T-Shirt
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Description: of the universe. It's not you.

Tags: snark, snarky, unseen gallery, text, sarcastic
I'm not good at Karate T-Shirt
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Description: But, I'm deadly at Karaoke.

Tags: dangerous, humor, karate, snark, singing

I'm not good at Karate T-Shirt

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Waxing costs extra T-Shirt
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Description: for lycanthropes

Tags: unseen gallery, horror, lycanthrope, freaky, weird

Waxing costs extra T-Shirt

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Hey... this isn't what I wanted T-Shirt
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Description: to be when I grew up.

Tags: sarcastic, cynical, text, disappointment, weird

Hey... this isn't what I wanted T-Shirt

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I you're not part of the solution T-Shirt
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Description: you're part of the precipitate

Tags: problem, chemistry, satire, precipitate, weird
I have no idea what T-Shirt
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Description: I'm doing out of bed

Tags: laziness, sleeping, napping, coping, insomnia

I have no idea what T-Shirt

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I can deal with this T-Shirt
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Description: I just need to freak out first.

Tags: text, snark, stress, stressed, unseen gallery

I can deal with this T-Shirt

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Don't ask the question T-Shirt
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Description: If you're not ready for the answer

Tags: quite, text, sarcastic, snark, answer

Don't ask the question T-Shirt

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Stop trying to be like the cool kids T-Shirt
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Description: They're assholes

Tags: sarcasm, snarky, snark, peer pressure, humor
I am in NO mood T-Shirt
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Description: for ordinary Human behavior

Tags: cranky, sarcasm, snark, humor, text

I am in NO mood T-Shirt

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Homosexuality T-Shirt
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Description: prevents abortion

Tags: snarky, weird, unseen gallery, humor, homosexuality

Homosexuality T-Shirt

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Where are we going? T-Shirt
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Description: And, what's up with this handbasket?

Tags: snarky, snark, humor, weird, unseen gallery

Where are we going? T-Shirt

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Gaslighting isn't real T-Shirt
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Description: You're just crazy.

Tags: text, sarcasm, sarcastic, crazy, unseen gallery

Gaslighting isn't real T-Shirt

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Have a grandly ghoulish Halloween T-Shirt
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Description: two snarky gargoyles send you greetings

Tags: cartoon, greetings, gargoyles, scary, monster
This is not the future T-Shirt
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Description: I was looking forward to. Let's improve the future from here.

Tags: text, sarcastic, cynical, cynicism, unseen gallery

This is not the future T-Shirt

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Coffee Troll T-Shirt
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Description: Give him coffee, and no one gets hurt.

Tags: caffeine, caffiene, cartoon, coffee, creature

Coffee Troll T-Shirt

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He has come for your soul T-Shirt
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Description: and he knows where to find it.

Tags: devil, evil, halloween, humor, sarcasm

He has come for your soul T-Shirt

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Keep your feet on the ground T-Shirt
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Description: and you'll never get your pants on

Tags: philosphy, down to earth, practical, snarky, pants

Keep your feet on the ground T-Shirt

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I'm the liberal, pro-choice T-Shirt
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Description: vocal feminist you were warned about

Tags: feminist, unseen gallery, snarky, snark, politics

I'm the liberal, pro-choice T-Shirt

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this looks like a job for coffee T-Shirt
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Description: coffee saves the day

Tags: work, brown, sarcastic, snark, humor

this looks like a job for coffee T-Shirt

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I like chocolate like my soul T-Shirt
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Description: dark and bitter

Tags: antisocial, bitter, funny, goth, humor

I like chocolate like my soul T-Shirt

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Please don't keep me in your thoughts. T-Shirt

Description: It's icky in there

Tags: antisocial, dirty mind, funny, humor, sarcasm
We're all here T-Shirt
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Description: because we're not all there

Tags: weird, snark, sarcastic, stupid, not all there

We're all here T-Shirt

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Polymorphicaly perverse T-Shirt
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Description: it's fun, try it sometime

Tags: humor, fetish, poly, snark, weird

Polymorphicaly perverse T-Shirt

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I would never curse anyone T-Shirt
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Description: but I know some very creative blessings.

Tags: antisocial, snarky, witch, blessing, sarcasm

I would never curse anyone T-Shirt

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I like politicians like my coffee T-Shirt
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Description: nowhere near my coochie

Tags: snark, political, sarcasm, womens rights, unseen gallery
Have you hugged your T-Shirt
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Description: chicken today?

Tags: hug, humor, weird, snarky, text

Have you hugged your T-Shirt

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The difference between a ceo and a janitor T-Shirt
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Description: is that a janitor makes the world nicer to live in

Tags: humor, sarcasm, unseen gallery, political, text
I don't carry grudges T-Shirt
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Description: I keep them neatly stacked on a shelf

Tags: weird, antisocial, sarcasm, text, carrying a grudge

I don't carry grudges T-Shirt

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Oh, I get it.  It's like humor T-Shirt
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Description: only it's not funny

Tags: snark, sarcasm, sarcastic, burn, snarky

Oh, I get it. It's like humor T-Shirt

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A is for T-Shirt
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Description: AAAAAA! Express your true feelings alphabetically

Tags: weird, unseen gallery, aaaaa, snarky, text

A is for T-Shirt

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