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Sarcasm, snark, and wry observations.
Albuquerque
When all think alike T-Shirt
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Description: no one is thinking

Tags: advice, philosophy, political, sarcasm, sarcastic

When all think alike T-Shirt

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I have so many interesting flaws T-Shirt
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Description: yet all you can think to call me is "fattie"?

Tags: quote, wisdom, flaws, text, snark

I have so many interesting flaws T-Shirt

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Keep your friends close T-Shirt
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Description: and your enemies buried in the basement

Tags: snarky, snark, murder, humor, maniac

Keep your friends close T-Shirt

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Reality is nice T-Shirt
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Description: but I wouldn't want to live there.

Tags: humor, individuality, imagination, unseen gallery, snark

Reality is nice T-Shirt

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I will not obsess... T-Shirt
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Description: I will not obsess. I will not...

Tags: neurodivergent, weird, geek, mental, unseen gallery

I will not obsess... T-Shirt

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I gave up T-Shirt
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Description: Jesus for lent

Tags: snark, atheist, sarcasm, text, satire

I gave up T-Shirt

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Ok, I'll do it. T-Shirt
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Description: But, I'm going to swear the whole time.

Tags: cranky, saying, antisocial, unseen gallery, quote

Ok, I'll do it. T-Shirt

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I don't know enough profanity T-Shirt
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Description: to deal with this nonsense

Tags: frustration, humor, nonsense, sarcasm, sarcastic

I don't know enough profanity T-Shirt

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Support Faith Based T-Shirt
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Description: Missile defense systems

Tags: military, defense, weird, humor, political

Support Faith Based T-Shirt

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Stupid is worse than Evil T-Shirt
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Description: Evil at least benefits itself. Stupid benefits no one.

Tags: climate change, snark, worse, unseen gallery, evil

Stupid is worse than Evil T-Shirt

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If you wouldn't take their advice T-Shirt
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Description: Don't take their criticism.

Tags: sarcastic, saying, sarcasm, snark, text
We all share the same sky T-Shirt
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Description: But we don't have the same horizon

Tags: wisdom, horizon, psychotherapy, sky, unseen gallery

We all share the same sky T-Shirt

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reports of my being alive and well T-Shirt
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Description: have been exaggerated.

Tags: rumors, text, sarcastic, unseen gallery, snarky
How can I prove I'm not crazy T-Shirt
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Description: to people who are?

Tags: frustration, text, sarcastic, antisocial, sarcasm

How can I prove I'm not crazy T-Shirt

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Is it solipsistic in here? T-Shirt
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Description: Or is it just me.

Tags: attitude, worldview, surreal, weird, text

Is it solipsistic in here? T-Shirt

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If you find Jesus T-Shirt
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Description: tell him I've been looking for him.

Tags: blasphemy, christianity, finding jesus, humor, jesus

If you find Jesus T-Shirt

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Just because you don't understand T-Shirt
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Description: science, doesn't mean it's wrong.

Tags: snark, education, understanding, unseen gallery, snarky
A small typo doesn't bother T-Shirt
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Description: moist people.

Tags: typo, text, snark, snarky, sarcastic

A small typo doesn't bother T-Shirt

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No, men AREN'T T-Shirt
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Description: always ready for sex. Men get sexually harassed, too.

Tags: equality, sarcasm, humor, snarky, sexual harassment

No, men AREN'T T-Shirt

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Stop petting my peeves T-Shirt
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Description: They get too comfortable

Tags: pet peeves, text, snark, weird, humor

Stop petting my peeves T-Shirt

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What we really mean by perfect T-Shirt
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Description: is predictable. Don't worry about being perfect.

Tags: humor, self image, quote, text, mental health

What we really mean by perfect T-Shirt

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This has been fun, but T-Shirt
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Description: I have to puke now.

Tags: unseen gallery, text, puke, rude, sarcasm

This has been fun, but T-Shirt

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Don't hate me because my sins T-Shirt
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Description: are not like yours. It won't help.

Tags: difference, unseen gallery, text, sarcastic, snarky

Don't hate me because my sins T-Shirt

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I'm weird, but I'll grow on you. T-Shirt
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Description: Like fungus.

Tags: antisocial, sarcastic, humor, saying, text

I'm weird, but I'll grow on you. T-Shirt

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You can't fight in here! T-Shirt
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Description: This is the war room! Stop worrying and love the bomb.

Tags: humor, nuclear war, cinema, atomic bomb, quote

You can't fight in here! T-Shirt

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Life is a bowl of jello T-Shirt
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Description: and all I have is chopsticks

Tags: chopsticks, cynical, cynicism, humor, jello

Life is a bowl of jello T-Shirt

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Not everything is a lesson T-Shirt
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Description: sometimes, things just don't work.

Tags: life lessons, life, unseen gallery, advice, snark

Not everything is a lesson T-Shirt

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Revenge is not my way T-Shirt
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Description: but, accidents will happen

Tags: antisocial, grudge, humor, innuendo, sarcasm

Revenge is not my way T-Shirt

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Science! T-Shirt
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Description: because you can do things in the lab that would be a felony if you did them at home.

Tags: felony, weird, snark, unseen gallery, snarky

Science! T-Shirt

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Whoa there, Mr. Testosterone T-Shirt
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Description: I press charges.

Tags: sarcasm, text, antisocial, womens rights, dating

Whoa there, Mr. Testosterone T-Shirt

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YOU killed Roger Ackroyd! T-Shirt

Description: You bastard! I got mad when I learned the truth.

Tags: book, fan, humor, literature, mystery

YOU killed Roger Ackroyd! T-Shirt

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Oh, I understand T-Shirt
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Description: I just don't care.

Tags: antisocial, humor, i dont care, indifferent, sarcasm

Oh, I understand T-Shirt

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A seminar on Time Travel T-Shirt
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Description: Will be held last Tuesday. Don't be late.

Tags: humor, surreal, weird, text, science fiction

A seminar on Time Travel T-Shirt

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Even Clowns T-Shirt
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Description: have their limits

Tags: snark, snarky, text, limits, humor

Even Clowns T-Shirt

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instant pirate T-Shirt
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Description: just add rum

Tags: snarky, fun, text, humor, instant

instant pirate T-Shirt

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Does the noise in my head T-Shirt
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Description: bother you?

Tags: unseen gallery, weird, psycho, snark, altered state

Does the noise in my head T-Shirt

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