Humorous Teeshirts @ FirstTees

Description: Is there life after death? Touch my mug and find out.

Description: The better team won, no hard feelings Italy

Description: Win or lose we love you England

Description: For the football lovers

Description: I’m not into sausage and smash, I much prefer sushi

Description: Is there life after death? Well if you can read this you are far too close for comfort and about to find out.

Description: Shit happens so you can either step in it, step over it, or wallow in it, the choice is yours because ultimately it’s just manure for your future growth

Description: Is there life after death, talk to me while I’m training find out!

Description: I’m straight outta weed, do you accept Bitcoin

Description: Straight outta coffee so approach at your own risk

Description: Straight outta condoms but luckily for you I’m black and I’ve got great rhythm

Description: I’m straight outta love but ready to give a second chance

Description: When I said straight outta luck I meant you not me

Description: Don’t piss me off I have reached that age where a life sentence is not much of a deterrent

Description: Straight Outta Hate Because The Burden Is Too Great

Description: I need glasses of wine, beer, in fact anything alcoholic LoL

Description: I’m straight outta f#@ks so don’t press your luck

Description: Straight Outta Hospital And Cancer Free

Description: You’re straight outta luck, so don’t even try just jog on by

Description: There was life on Mars and it was us human beings, but guess what we messed that up to and destroyed the environment

Description: Straight outta therapy so careful how you talk to us

Description: I’m your competition and while you’re partying and making excuses not to train I can assure you I will be training to beat your arse

Description: This tombstone is in memory of the last boyfriend my dad disapproved of

Description: Straight outta lockdown and ready to party

Description: Telling you I’m still social distancing is much more polite than saying piss off I’m not interested

Description: I typed shithead into my sat nav and look it brought me right here

Description: I’m happily divorced, straight out marriage and glad to say this is the end of an error LoL

Description: Sleep is a luxury only the rich kind afford, so I am going to hustle 24-7 and only rest when my idols call me their rival

Description: I just don’t give a hoot until I’ve had my morning toot

Description: I’m an animal in bed and it ain’t bragging because I didn’t buy it myself

Description: Swole Bruva

Description: By taking the vaccine I’ve done my bit to get rid of COVID

Description: The ex president’s day will come

Description: They say I shouldn’t be able to fly, yet here I am beeing awesome

Description: This black life matters, so without a mask let’s stay 6ft apart

Description: Did you know you are suffering unnecessarily from lack of vitamin me which is best taken orally