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Poly Kinky Healer Geek T-Shirt
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Description: I originally made this one for a friend of mine to wear as a button. While wearing it, she discovered that there are LOTS of poly, kinky, healer, geeks out there.

Tags: bdsm, crystal, fetish, healer, healing arts

Poly Kinky Healer Geek T-Shirt

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it seemed like a good idea at the time T-Shirt
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Description: obviously, it wasn't...

Tags: good idea, humor, mistakes, quotes, sarcasm
I don't need alcohol T-Shirt
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Description: to do stupid things.

Tags: alcoholism, bad decisions, bubbles, drinking, humor

I don't need alcohol T-Shirt

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Team Satan T-Shirt
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Description: Might as well let people know.

Tags: antisocial, bad guy, evil, humor, religion

Team Satan T-Shirt

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Think more T-Shirt
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Description: Stupid less

Tags: advice, antisocial, humor, intelligence, philosophy

Think more T-Shirt

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Worry T-Shirt
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Description: is a waste of imagination

Tags: advice, everything will be okay, humor, philosophy, relax

Worry T-Shirt

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Caution: I do stupid T-Shirt
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Description: things at random times.

Tags: advice, antisocial, anti social, caution, dumb

Caution: I do stupid T-Shirt

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The last thing I want to do is hurt you T-Shirt
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Description: But it's on the list.

Tags: caution, humor, quite, sadist, sarcasm
Everyone is someone else's T-Shirt
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Description: weirdo

Tags: advice, friendship, humor, relationships, strange

Everyone is someone else's T-Shirt

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When in Doubt T-Shirt
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Description: It's not Chocolate

Tags: advice, brown, caution, doubt, humor

When in Doubt T-Shirt

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Everything comes out all right T-Shirt

Description: in the end. If things are not all right, it's not the end.

Tags: advice, all right, hopeful, humor, optimism
I'm an acquired Taste T-Shirt
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Description: It takes some time to get to know and like me, but I'm worth the effort.

Tags: friendship, humor, neurodivergent, oddball, relationships

I'm an acquired Taste T-Shirt

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Don't Rush Me! T-Shirt
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Description: I'm fucking up as fast as I can

Tags: antisocial, cranky, fuck up, humor, rush

Don't Rush Me! T-Shirt

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My life may be weird T-Shirt
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Description: but it's not boring.

Tags: boring, humor, interesting, psychedelic, purple

My life may be weird T-Shirt

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Don't believe T-Shirt
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Description: everything you think.

Tags: believe, conspiracy theory, humor, mental, philosophical

Don't believe T-Shirt

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I don't expect to have everything T-Shirt
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Description: handed to me. Just set it anywhere

Tags: antisocial, attitude, ego, humor, narcissism
Ignore the Environment T-Shirt

Description: and it will go away.

Tags: advice, climate change, cynical, environment, global warming

Ignore the Environment T-Shirt

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Feeling Flabbulous! T-Shirt
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Description: Fabulous sparkles

Tags: body image, cynical, fat, humor, pun

Feeling Flabbulous! T-Shirt

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Not today T-Shirt
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Description: My stupid people filter is clogged

Tags: antisocial, cynical, humor, not today, sarcasm

Not today T-Shirt

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May your day be as pleasant T-Shirt
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Description: as you are.

Tags: antisocial, behavior, have a nice day, humor, manners

May your day be as pleasant T-Shirt

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We're a mixed species family T-Shirt
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Description: They're not pets, they're members of the family.

Tags: animals, cats, dogs, family, goldfish
If you don't know where you're going T-Shirt
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Description: Any road will take you there.

Tags: advice, confused, humor, lost, philosophy
If you don't know where you're going T-Shirt
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Description: You can't know when you've gotten there.

Tags: advice, ambition, antisocial, confusion, humor
Please remit $5 T-Shirt
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Description: to continue conversation. If you must waste my time, at least pay for it.

Tags: antisocial, boring, hourly rate, humor, pay

Please remit $5 T-Shirt

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Humans are so cute T-Shirt
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Description: When they think they are superior

Tags: attitude, cats, humor, pets, philosophy

Humans are so cute T-Shirt

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Paddle Faster! T-Shirt
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Description: I hear banjos!

Tags: banjos, funny, humor, inside joke, movies

Paddle Faster! T-Shirt

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I am not conceited T-Shirt
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Description: Conceit is a fault. I have no faults.

Tags: antisocial, attitude, ego, egotism, humor

I am not conceited T-Shirt

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I survived the 20th Century T-Shirt
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Description: Yeah, that makes me a boomer, but I've lived longer than you have.

Tags: 20th century, age, aging, curmudgeon, humor

I survived the 20th Century T-Shirt

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I like my women T-Shirt
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Description: like I like my men

Tags: bi, bisexual pride, bisexuality, coming out, humor

I like my women T-Shirt

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Don't keep your hand sanitizer T-Shirt
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Description: next to your personal lube. Sage advice.

Tags: advice, danger, humor, lube, quote
Blessed are the cracked T-Shirt
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Description: for they shall let in light.

Tags: antisocial, cracked, humor, irreligious, quote

Blessed are the cracked T-Shirt

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IYQ T-Shirt
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Description: read it aloud. You'll get it. IYQ, too.

Tags: affection, art nouveau, cheerful, cute, friendly

IYQ T-Shirt

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The difference between coffee and T-Shirt
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Description: your opinion, is that I asked for coffee.

Tags: antisocial, caffeine, caffiene, humor, opinion
Kinkier than thou T-Shirt
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Description: For your next dungeon party.

Tags: antisocial, bdsm, dominant, dungeon, fetish

Kinkier than thou T-Shirt

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Stupid never rests T-Shirt
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Description: don't let down your guard!

Tags: advice, antisocial, eternal, humor, idiots

Stupid never rests T-Shirt

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Non-Toxic T-Shirt
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Description: doesn't mean harmless

Tags: antisocial, attitude, dangerous, harmless, humor

Non-Toxic T-Shirt

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