Snark Central

Description: Nothing before coffee

Description: for they shall inhibit the Earth

Description: is no match for natural stupidity

Description: What can we do around here?

Description: You remind me of when I was young and stupid

Description: being punctual.

Description: Wanna feel for yourself? Weird sexy humor from Darla Hallmarkk

Description: Like all you smug little idiots.

Description: regret management than goal achievement

Description: than you can lift

Description: exceed the limits of my medication

Description: get your shit together

Description: It's the only culture some people have

Description: is a dish best served tomorrow

Description: only for the ignorant. For the rest of us, it's really annoying

Description: But, it keeps the kids in touch

Description: is fruitless

Description: when you least expect it, it craps in your face.

Description: How most of us do our jogging.

Description: is a scapegoat

Description: It's okay.

Description: I was looking for "mute"

Description: and let God sort it out.

Description: I'm just better than you

Description: Until it has been officially denied.

Description: No Pickpocket

Description: Just because you worked hard on it.

Description: Stay at least 92 million miles away at all times.

Description: Let people know!

Description: We're spheres. Get used to it.

Description: without first admitting to being foolish.

Description: be old enough to know better

Description: Off my Democracy

Description: where it endangers my life. Wear your mask. Stay home.

Description: It must be carelessly planned

Description: These aren't wrinkles, they're wise cracks