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Sarcasm, snark, and wry observations.
Albuquerque
I am so glad our thoughts T-Shirt
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Description: don't appear in bubbles over our heads

Tags: bizarre, cynical, humor, mind reading, sarcasm

I am so glad our thoughts T-Shirt

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Gardening is cheaper than therapy T-Shirt
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Description: and you get tomatoes

Tags: advice, counseling, garden, humor, sarcasm
I thought the Wizard promised you a brain? T-Shirt
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Description: Or, did you get a defective one.

Tags: stupid, antisocial, cynical, snarky, snark
My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle T-Shirt

Description: Information goes into it and is never seen again

Tags: sarcastic, snark, snarky, cynical, weird
I don't mind staring T-Shirt
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Description: but please stop drooling

Tags: antisocial, cynical, drooling, humor, leering

I don't mind staring T-Shirt

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This is not what I had in mind T-Shirt
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Description: All purpose design for any situation. Whenever you don't want to be there, you have this.

Tags: wrong, introvert, not what i had in mind, cynical, text
Why did the chicken go to the seance? T-Shirt
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Description: ...you don't really need me to answer that for you, do you? Weird spiritual humor.

Tags: chicken, cynical, humor, meta, sarcasm
Just because I'm awake T-Shirt
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Description: Doesn't mean I'm ready to do things

Tags: activity, work, saying, quotes, lazy

Just because I'm awake T-Shirt

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If cats could talk T-Shirt
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Description: they wouldn't

Tags: cat, cynical, humor, irony, pets

If cats could talk T-Shirt

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When you follow your heart T-Shirt

Description: don't forget to take your brain.

Tags: wisdom, humor, advice, snarky, heart

When you follow your heart T-Shirt

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Lack of planning on your part T-Shirt
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Description: does not make an emergency on my part. Get your act together. I can't rehearse your lines for you.

Tags: text, snark, sarcastic, sarcasm, humor
Some people age like wine T-Shirt
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Description: I'm aging like milk.

Tags: sarcasm, sarcastic, curdled, wine, weird

Some people age like wine T-Shirt

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I believe everything comes out all right T-Shirt
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Description: in the end. If everything is not all right, it's not the end. Reassurance, encouragement, it's going to be okay.

Tags: advice, all right, belief, everything, expectations
Every Saint has a Past T-Shirt
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Description: Every Sinner has a Future. Don't judge, you don't know.

Tags: past, future, judgment, attitude, tolerance

Every Saint has a Past T-Shirt

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Stressed spelled backward T-Shirt
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Description: is Desserts... but you knew that. Chocolate cake for everyone.

Tags: cynical, pretty, stressed, sarcastic, work

Stressed spelled backward T-Shirt

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Be Yourself T-Shirt
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Description: You're the only one qualified

Tags: self image, advice, self help, quote, words

Be Yourself T-Shirt

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Never fail miserably T-Shirt
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Description: always fail magnificently!

Tags: text, miserable, saying, success, quote

Never fail miserably T-Shirt

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I'm not a proctologist T-Shirt
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Description: But I know an asshole when I see one.

Tags: sarcastic, sarcasm, humor, stupid, insult

I'm not a proctologist T-Shirt

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Stealing a Rhinocerous T-Shirt
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Description: should not be attempted lightly

Tags: theft, surreal, antisocial, ambition, qoute

Stealing a Rhinocerous T-Shirt

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I am not a failure T-Shirt
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Description: I'm just really good at finding out how things don't work.

Tags: cynical, fail, humor, loser, sarcasm

I am not a failure T-Shirt

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I got fired from the calendar factory T-Shirt
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Description: all I did was take a day off.

Tags: sarcastic, sarcasm, snarky, snark, saying
Thanks for explaining "many" T-Shirt
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Description: It means a lot. I know, it's a horrible pun, but that's what I'm here for.

Tags: sarcastic, weird, sarcasm, humor, text
I have the heart of a lion T-Shirt
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Description: and a lifetime ban at the zoo.

Tags: antisocial, cynical, humor, lion, sarcasm

I have the heart of a lion T-Shirt

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If it weren't for the last minute T-Shirt

Description: I would never get anything done. I procrastinate, delay, wait, put it off, stall, and otherwise fritter around until the very last possible second.

Tags: sarcastic, chores, quotes, humor, sarcasm
Time spent with puppies T-Shirt
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Description: is never wasted. Good boy! Puppy with a red ball to play with and fetch

Tags: text, humor, love, puppy, dog

Time spent with puppies T-Shirt

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I want alcohol, tobacco and firearms T-Shirt
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Description: and I want to use them right away. Antisocial doesn't begin to cover it.

Tags: text, humor, alcohol, weird, bizarre
More fun than T-Shirt
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Description: a mouth full of live crickets! How fun can insects be? Let's find out...

Tags: humor, text, snark, snarky, sarcastic

More fun than T-Shirt

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The only problems I have with my weight T-Shirt
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Description: are caused by other people.

Tags: fat positive, text, weight loss, weight, other people
I have no obligation to be nice T-Shirt
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Description: if you act like a creep. You have been warned. Take the warning seriously creepy stalker person.

Tags: stalker, feminism, manners, police, text
That's a terrible idea T-Shirt
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Description: Let's do it.

Tags: text, mischief, weird, sayings, quotes

That's a terrible idea T-Shirt

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Gravity Sucks T-Shirt
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Description: Which is a good thing for all of us.

Tags: witty, words, snark, sarcastic, cynical

Gravity Sucks T-Shirt

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My idea of housework T-Shirt
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Description: is to sweep the room with a glance

Tags: humor, sarcasm, text, quotes, sayings

My idea of housework T-Shirt

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The early worm T-Shirt
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Description: gets eaten by the bird. Sleep in.

Tags: sarcasm, sarcastic, cynical, snark, humor

The early worm T-Shirt

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Drinking Coffee and Slacking Off T-Shirt
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Description: are all part of what I do.

Tags: antisocial, caffeine, caffiene, cynical, humor
No matter how cynical I get T-Shirt
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Description: I can't keep up

Tags: antisocial, curmudgeon, grumpy, humor, sarcasm

No matter how cynical I get T-Shirt

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It is better to light a flamethrower T-Shirt
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Description: than to curse the darkness.

Tags: satire, sarcasm, sarcastic, snark, snarky

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