Snark Central

Description: Don't leave home without them.

Description: as long as I can yell louder than everyone else

Description: overloaded. yup.

Description: You're standing in my aura.

Description: happy holiday cookies. (taking a break from the sarcasm to offer some seasonal cheer)

Description: until you have crossed the river

Description: survivor's souvenir

Description: If you can read this, you are too close.

Description: than to just grow up

Description: Let it flow...

Description: so they don't ruin Hell for the rest of us.

Description: Bibliophile lifestyle

Description: are laughing their asses off right now.

Description: Seize the day by the pussy. Might as well.

Description: I like dull. I could use a little dull in my life.

Description: So, it would be a shame if we never committed any.

Description: means ALL the people

Description: This year in particular. Sometimes, you don't know enough about the issues to feel you can make a proper, informed decisions. This year, you know.

Description: to be everything the right wing hates.

Description: make sure you would survive the odds beating you.

Description: adoption may be the best form of evolution

Description: It creeps up on you.

Description: wake up, be awesome, go to bed. The best daily routine ever.

Description: make him pay cash

Description: Its' too hard to get back up again.

Description: stop finding me.

Description: was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

Description: had better run damn fast.

Description: for staring at my tits

Description: And don't you forget it! I'll be remembering your comments on election day.

Description: just because you ignore them

Description: will you accept a lame excuse?

Description: There are lots of things you can protest with this. I'm sorry I can't yet print it on underwear for you.

Description: one in which it is safe to be unpopular

Description: correction, is in your best interest

Description: I'm supposed to smell like this