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The Earth is not Flat T-Shirt
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Description: Woodcut illustration by Hans Weiditz, early 16th century. Shows a spherical earth, among the cosmic spheres of heavenly bodies. Geocentric sky map.

Tags: antique, belief, cosmic, cosmos, geocentric

The Earth is not Flat T-Shirt

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I'm not afraid of being alone in the dark T-Shirt
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Description: I'm afraid of not being alone in the dark

Tags: afraid, alone, creepy, dark, fear

I'm not afraid of being alone in the dark T-Shirt

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Wait... I have to T-Shirt
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Description: be an adult every day?

Tags: antisocial, grown up, humor, quote, responsibility

Wait... I have to T-Shirt

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Science is not T-Shirt
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Description: a matter of belief.

Tags: belief, humor, nerd, political, religious

Science is not T-Shirt

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I do not Rise and Shine T-Shirt
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Description: I caffeinate and glower

Tags: caffiene, coffee, cranky, curmudgeon, grumpy

I do not Rise and Shine T-Shirt

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People don't appreciate my sense of humor T-Shirt
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Description: as much as I do.

Tags: appreciation, joke, laugh, sarcasm, sarcastic

People don't appreciate my sense of humor T-Shirt

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The difference between science and T-Shirt
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Description: goofing off, is documentation. Make a full report.

Tags: documentation, fooling around, goofing off, humor, scientific method

The difference between science and T-Shirt

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What happens in the Black Hole T-Shirt
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Description: stays in the black hole

Tags: astronomy, astrophysics, humor, physics, saying

What happens in the Black Hole T-Shirt

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I didn't get this old T-Shirt
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Description: by being stupid.

Tags: age, humor, old, sarcasm, sarcastic

I didn't get this old T-Shirt

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Do not feed the Fascists T-Shirt
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Description: There are too many of them already.

Tags: activism, antifa, do not, humor, political

Do not feed the Fascists T-Shirt

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Be the reason T-Shirt
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Description: someone ways WTF today

Tags: be the reason, glurge, humor, sarcasm, sarcastic

Be the reason T-Shirt

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Sticks and stones T-Shirt
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Description: may break my bones, but words will really screw me up.

Tags: humor, mean, sarcasm, sarcastic, scarred for life

Sticks and stones T-Shirt

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Yes, I have mental problems T-Shirt
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Description: Would you like some? I'm willing to share.

Tags: crazy, humor, insane, issues, mental illness

Yes, I have mental problems T-Shirt

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Free blowjob analysis T-Shirt
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Description: It may take more than one test.

Tags: adult humor, blow job, flirty, humor, naughty

Free blowjob analysis T-Shirt

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Will there be snacks? T-Shirt
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Description: gotta have snacks

Tags: eating, humor, invitation, munchies, party

Will there be snacks? T-Shirt

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Stop ruining the Earth! T-Shirt
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Description: All my friends live here.

Tags: climate change, environmentalism, friends, friendship, humor

Stop ruining the Earth! T-Shirt

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I'm socially vegan T-Shirt
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Description: I avoid Meet.

Tags: agoraphobia, antisocial, avoidance, hermit, humor

I'm socially vegan T-Shirt

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tantrums will continue T-Shirt
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Description: until reality improves

Tags: angst, antisocial, humor, reality, sarcasm

tantrums will continue T-Shirt

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Sure, why not. T-Shirt
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Description: I've done stupider things.

Tags: antisocial, dare, humor, risk, sarcasm

Sure, why not. T-Shirt

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It's cute how much faith T-Shirt
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Description: conspiracy theorists have in the government's competence

Tags: competence, faith, government, humor, sarcasm

It's cute how much faith T-Shirt

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Until time proves differently T-Shirt
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Description: every day is your last day on Earth.

Tags: future, humor, last day on earth, philosphy, sarcasm

Until time proves differently T-Shirt

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bacon is mostly fat T-Shirt
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Description: and salty, like me.

Tags: antisocial, fat, funny, humor, salty

bacon is mostly fat T-Shirt

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I got cynical T-Shirt
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Description: from contact with people.

Tags: antisocial, cynicism, humor, people, sarcasm

I got cynical T-Shirt

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I am not a glutton T-Shirt
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Description: I am a food adventurer

Tags: diet, fat, food, glutton, gluttony

I am not a glutton T-Shirt

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gravy is a beverage T-Shirt
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Description: What can I say? I really like food.

Tags: diet, enjoyment, fat, food, humor

gravy is a beverage T-Shirt

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I said you could tickle me T-Shirt
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Description: with a feather. Don't slap me with the whole chicken.

Tags: bdsm, chicken, humor, kinky, limits

I said you could tickle me T-Shirt

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No, I don't date Humans T-Shirt
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Description: They're icky.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, fantasy, humans, humor

No, I don't date Humans T-Shirt

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Why do people who know nothing T-Shirt
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Description: know it so loudly?

Tags: antisocial, curmudgeon, humor, idiots, nothing

Why do people who know nothing T-Shirt

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I'm nice, not stupid T-Shirt
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Description: Nice has limits.

Tags: antisocial, humor, limits, nice, not stupid

I'm nice, not stupid T-Shirt

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I can't cure stupid T-Shirt
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Description: but I AM allowed to sedate it. Something for nurses, ER docs, and any other medical people who have to put up with crap.

Tags: doctor, er, hospital, humor, idiots

I can't cure stupid T-Shirt

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Why is it? T-Shirt
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Description: when I flirt, they just grab a crucifix and scream

Tags: creepy, crucifix, demonic, goth, humor

Why is it? T-Shirt

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Hate never fixes anything T-Shirt
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Description: We've tested it for years. It only makes things worse.

Tags: advice, compassion, humor, philosophy, political

Hate never fixes anything T-Shirt

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Sorry, can't give a f T-Shirt
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Description: Try again after coffee

Tags: anti social, caffeine, caffiene, coffee, humor

Sorry, can't give a f T-Shirt

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I'm not stupid T-Shirt
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Description: which may be the problem

Tags: anti social, curmudgeon, cynical, humor, sarcasm

I'm not stupid T-Shirt

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token normal person T-Shirt
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Description: so people will know who in your group to talk to, if they want to make sense of you all.

Tags: gift idea, humor, sarcasm, sarcastic, snark

token normal person T-Shirt

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This side toward enemy T-Shirt
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Description: Might as well wear a warning.

Tags: advice, army, camo, humor, sarcasm

This side toward enemy T-Shirt

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