Kenny The Bartender's Tee Emporium

Description: There's not a lot to do in Fort Mansferskas, North Dakota, except visit the area's number one Chinese restaurant & adult book store!

Description: A few drinks and the truth starts to spill out. This midcentury modern design celebrates the power of martinis!

Description: Vowels can't sit still. They like to move around. Usually when you don't expect them to...

Description: Blue Heelers, or if you prefer, Australian Cattle Dogs are rough and tumble and VERY loveable. Woof!

Description: Everybody has a favorite 'F' word but do you have a 2nd favorite? And yeah, that pooch is drinking a martini but I'm sure it's dog-friendly...

Description: You're not just a cook or a chef. You're a master baster.

Description: Your tools take a beating. Acknowledge them with this sincerely reverent (and funny) design...

Description: We're not Boomers and we're not Millennials. We were born between 1965 and 1980 and we get things done all by ourselves because that's how we were raised.

Description: Here's a design for cat lovers. Because cats are perfect. Just ask them...

Description: Your golden retriever is living a fairytale life. 'Nice sunglasses too. Woof!

Description: Maybe you're very strange and unusual, unexpected, or not natural. So what? Cheers!

Description: All the grape jelly, raisins, and most importantly, wine, comes from the Planet Of The Grapes. Cheers!

Description: Listen to the Statue of Liberty. Left? Right? It doesn't matter in the world or wine. Cheers!

Description: Bees are cool. Especially the ones who wear sunglasses. Without them, you'd have to drink unsweetened tea. Gross.

Description: Moose really know how to keep a secret.

Description: Do you think "awesome" just happens? No, no, no. It's A LOT of hard work.

Description: Don't just turn up the volume. Crank it to the max!!

Description: The universal word revered by humans and dogs alike. A word that cuts thru all the noise and gets right to the point..."TREAT!!"

Description: You don't have to drink whiskey today but it's always good to have some ready for tomorrow. Just in case...

Description: Everybody has their own version of an "energy drink." May your martini always be powerful. Cheers!

Description: Nasty, dirty, disgusting, foul, revolting, yucky, grotesque. The 80s would not have been complete without "valley girl vocabulary."

Description: If a bull enjoys a hamburger every now and then, is it wrong? Can we really blame him?

Description: Whenever they make a book into a movie, the book always wins...

Description: Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe you should just mind your own business...

Description: Sometimes a little craziness can keep you from going over the edge.

Description: Don't forget the Otter Golden Rule...

Description: Sooner or later, you will outlast your problems. And you'll look cool doing it...

Description: Hollywood is skin-deep. Skin that's full of Botox and plastic surgery scars...

Description: Dunking a donut is not just a privilege, it's also your right.

Description: I went to a bar yesterday that didn't play any 70s music. At first I was afraid, I was petrified...

Description: It's all in your genes and yes, they do make you look fat...

Description: Decaf is the joke that's never funny. Even your dog thinks so...

Description: Money paid to someone to prevent them from disclosing embarrassing or discreditable information.

Description: Coffee makes us feel alive. And more importantly...awake.

Description: Gardening is cool. Can you dig it?

Description: It could be we're all part of an intergalactic marble game... Make Earth Day every day!